Minority report: I should have listened to mother-in-law and changed my last name after marriage

I never thought of myself as a member of a religious minority. I lived in India and had been told we were all equal. Sure my odd Christian last name

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• 23 Apr 19

The big O: All the tittle-tattle of Arabia will not sweeten this little land 😜

My Twitter friend Mr Tarek Fatah sure knows how to get 28-year-old Bangalore boys with political dreams excited. Or shall i say all atwitter. It is Tarek’s opinion that 95%

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• 09 Apr 19

Patriotic ABCD: Hasan Ho Ho Minhaj made me feel like my mom and dad were being outed 😜

I recently watched American comedian Hasan Minhaj’s coverage of India’s forthcoming election. While nothing and no one will ever hold a candle to Arnab’s comedic styling when it comes to

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• 26 Mar 19

Haters welcome: At first the WhatsApp group is a love shower and then another kind of shower entirely 😜

Any WhatsApp group with over five people means you are going to, at best be irritated and at worst have full blown feelings of hate towards at least one member

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• 12 Mar 19

Vijay Mallya’s Haircut: I am the one constant in his life and the water in England suits my delicate nature 😜

Hello, my name is Vijay Mallya’s Haircut. Many of you know me as the one constant in his life. In fact I am so constant I haven’t changed since the

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• 12 Feb 19

On razor’s edge: Being an advertiser is tricky, the customer is that uncle and also his daughter 😜

My first experience with Gillette razors was when i stole my dad’s to shave my legs. This was a very long time ago – an era when the twin blade

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• 29 Jan 19

Why #NotAllMen: These men doth protest too much, methinks 😜

Many of you have your New Year resolutions firmly in place. For those who don’t may i suggest one of mine – to push for the removal of sexual harassment

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• 01 Jan 19

My sweet weed: Ganja got such a bad rap but it’s really fighting back now 😜

Cannabis hasn’t just made a comeback, it’s going mainstream.  Everyone is smoking, vaping or literally eating weed.  Of course ganja has always been popular in India – i worked in

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• 20 Nov 18

Uncleji listen up: Indian men, their magic underpants and #MeTooIndia 😜

A male friend called M, moved to a foreign country. One night he got chatting with another guy at a bar. Two drinks in the guy asked M if he

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• 23 Oct 18