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She’s Amal Clooney

Even though George Alamuddin would have had a nicer ring to it So Amal Alamuddin changed her name to Amal Clooney. I thought that Handsome George, smitten as he was

Turkish Delight.

It is always amazing to me when a Head of State speaks ignorantly and in this regard the Turkish President seems to have gone above and beyond the call of

Little ogres

Extendable limbs, bullhorn voices and all, kids aren’t my least favourite co-passengers It is an unhappy truth that nobody likes seeing children at airports. I thought it was just us